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Old 06-05-2012, 08:24 AM
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Default Quick lil gems on dealing with women thread....

-Never let a chick know how much you want her, always play it cool. Dont come on too strong.












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Old 06-05-2012, 08:25 AM
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If a female starts off by telling you what you’re not gonna do (hit it, game her, etc.) CHARGE HER TO THE GAME. She has to repeatedly tell herself stuff like that so that she believes it. A real woman displays it in her demeanor and actions, not her words. A real woman commands respect. Insecure women gotta keep talking about it. No need to waste your time dealing with a woman going thru an identity crisis.
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:26 AM
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as a man the key to being in a successful relationship is to lie constantly, never tell her what's actually on your mind thats just gonna start problems.
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:31 AM
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The average jumpoff allows 3-5 good smashes before she start gettin "ideas"
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:50 AM
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as a man the key to being in a successful relationship is to lie constantly, never tell her what's actually on your mind thats just gonna start problems.

LOL what
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:51 AM
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LOL what
he's saying male honestly is career suicide
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if you lie good enough it allows you to get to the part of the day where you are allowed to go to sleep again
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Be non chalant
Always keep a bullpen
Dump a hot girl once in your life to build immunity
Never introduce to your family
Never tell her how much you make
Hell I tell chicks my middle name
Have a Facebook just for chicks and once for close friends and families
Never spend money
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Never feel sorry for them tough luck
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:53 AM
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he's saying male honestly is career suicide
Yea he right





I wish there were chicks out there who could handle the truth. The dating game would be a much better place.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:09 AM
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he's saying male honestly is career suicide
He's got a point.

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Old 06-05-2012, 09:20 AM
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-Another one, slightly flirt with her friends. It put the fire under they ***, and sparks that female competitiveness, it will make her work harder to keep you.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:24 AM
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learn how to listen without actually listening


ex:

girl: [insert some irrelevant babble]
you: *playing Madden 2012*
girl: [insert more irrelevant sh*t]
you: "that's crazy"
girl: [says a statement that seeks affirmation from you]
you: word?
girl: i know right?
girl: [continues to go on & on about more irrelevant sh*t]
you: [rephrases the last few things she said into a question to make her think IGAF ]
girl: exactly!!!
girl: [talks for the next 20 minutes]



its a skill brehs....
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Randomly take the condom off while fucking then say I think it broke. If she keep letting you smash, you gotta winner. If she dont, she's an untrustworthy *****.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:44 AM
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Randomly take the condom off while fucking then say I think it broke. If she keep letting you smash, you gotta winner. If she dont, she's an untrustworthy *****.
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:57 AM
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-Just cause a chick writes all holy and self-empowering statements on facebook doesn't mean she is a good girl. In my experience those type of chicks be the biggest hoes.


-Matter fact, aim for the type of chicks who dont even be on facebook and twitter too heavy
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