I've never been to the south guys.

By the south, I mean the southern part of the United States. I've only been to the north, midwest, the west, and the northwest. I need to know about the south.

One of my friends told me that all the bums down there are wi-fi hotspots and that's where the majority of the south connects to the internet.

Another one of my friends told me that that the vast majority of people who live in the south do not really have a firm grasp of the English language. I asked him, "well, why are there so many universities in the south?" and he argued that many people from the south do not actually gain acceptance into these universities and that they are merely there for people from the north and other areas to get a change of scenery.

Another one of my friends told me that the average iq of blacks in the south was 45 points lower than whites. But some whites would be equal with blacks, but some whites would act like they had higher iq but were really equal to the blacks

Another one of my friends said he ventured to the south and no one had ever heard of an ipod or chemotherapy.


I need help guys....the south is fucking with me

U lame *** ****... U shoulda never crossed the altlantic with your light bright *** and that crumpet eatin accent. I hope u get off the plane and have them boys waiting on u with that surgical glove ready to explore your cavities... Hope they lock u in a cell with a Michael Clark Duncan looking nikka and he properly welcomes u to the souf

***** *** fakkit

cosign all you said but this, that **** doesn't represent the rest of us U.K blacks please believe that.

Im mad I actually took time to read half of that nonsense

Make sure to be white.

Didn't this ***** used to claim to be from Atlanta?

Once you pass The Mason Dixie line your azz is out of bounds. Its open season on your Yankee azz!

Explore my cavities?

So the south is a bit gay I gather. How homosexual on a scale from Kuramo to Elton John?

Please sir I'm a man of class. To claim to be from the south is below me, I simply need to know how I should mentally prepare myself to enter a 3rd world country like environment.

I heard the give you a gun and a straw hat as soon as you land like a lei when you go to Hawaii

Nice

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1. Be white

Got it

What happens if I'm black

Just read the wiki for the mason dixie line.

These brehs mason and dixie tried to weigh the earth?

Lemme guess, they were from the south?

Souf lawst

Don't even so much as look at white women, unless you wanna end up looking like this

Sorry your posts are too demonic. You're on your own.

1. You're not coming to the south.

2. If ****** got Beats, why wouldn't they have iPods.

3. You should be ashamed of yourself to make such an obvious thread.