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Old 02-12-2013, 04:32 PM
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I hope you develop cancer so you can use your mother's wigs (mother just died of cancer)
Your cousin taste better
You think it's hard to get into graduate school now? Just wait until I send them 500 of your nude photos.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:56 PM
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Girls stay asking the stupidest questions of all time. My girl asked me if her sex is better than my ex's and I told her no, which is the truth. She also asked me what did I like about this other girl I smashed sex. I told her I didnt want to tell her because she doesnt need to know. She kept bugging me saying I need to tell her the truth and not what she wants to hear, and I need to man up and tell her. So I told her "she had big tities, her ***** was tight, and I made her cum." She started crying over the phone. I'm thinking to myself, why the **** would she even ask me some **** like this? And she told me to man up so I gave her the fuckin answer. She also asked me if she was easy to get when we first started talking. I told her she one of the easiest girls I've ever gotten.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:02 PM
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if he didn't dumb you on the spot after that he deserved to be with you.
You dont know the whole story
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:08 PM
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called my ex an emotionally dead narcissist hypocrite who dosnt know how to **** nd thats why I cheated on her
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:15 PM
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You can say damn near anything if you phrase it in a joking way.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:22 PM
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You dont know the whole story
doesn't matter, a girl trying to insult you by talking about your penis and your money is and a sure sign that she's a superficial whore. i wouldn't even feel insulted, i would just be completely disgusted by her as a person.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:32 PM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:34 PM
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"shut your big *** up"

Its so demonic.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:35 PM
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told her I hoped her 8 year old daughter was kidnapped and raped
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:36 PM
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thats why your roommate **** better than you, witcha burnt *** titty
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:37 PM
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My ex got jumped and they chipped his front tooth. So we was arguing and I spit on him and told him to get his teeth fixed before he tried to talk ****. Then I made fun of him for being too broke to get his grill fixed. I also told him I cheated on him and the other nigabdid it better cuz he had a bigger ****.
you spit on the ***** tho??

he should have punched u dead in your ****
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:41 PM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
this is the definition of "demonic"


damn *****
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:41 PM
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:59 PM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:05 PM
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doesn't matter, a girl trying to insult you by talking about your penis and your money is and a sure sign that she's a superficial whore. i wouldn't even feel insulted, i would just be completely disgusted by her as a person.
He asked for it. Its not like he was just sittin there minding his own business and i went in on him.

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you spit on the ***** tho??

he should have punched u dead in your ****
He aint crazy. He knows he woulda been in jail before the night end. And again he started it. He knows when i get pissed Im capable of anything
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