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Old 02-12-2013, 11:49 PM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:01 AM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:18 AM
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:23 AM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.

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Old 02-13-2013, 12:41 AM
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Don't even get my started on going to Family Court to get my name off the birth certificate. All the women there, including the judge treated me like the worse piece of **** in the world. The judge pulled me in her chambers on the 1st proceeding and told methat this poor woman has gone through so much now and made it seem like I was doing all this because I was upset my son died. I'm like I'm doing this cuz a mail order DNA test said it ain't mine and practically had to beg the ***** to get a court appointed DNA test to finally clear my name.
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:49 AM
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Ok have a nice life, I hope your future kids dont turn out retarded like your lil sister, Oh wait thats right you cant have kids.



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Old 02-13-2013, 12:52 AM
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I don't really call girls names in the midst of arguments. If I'm upset then I usually just put my phone down, but if I'm emotionally hurt then I just go on a rant like "why are you doing this, when you know that it's wrong...blah blah blah" knowing women they're pretty stupid when it comes to being aware of mistakes and I'm realizing that I should just ignore them when I get emotionally hurt, no point in even arguing.
Grow some nuts breh
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:12 AM
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:22 AM
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I was on my way to pick up a girl I was talking to. I told her to come downstairs when I was 2 minutes away from her house. She calls me 2 times before I pulled up to the front of her building complaining that Im taking too long and that shes going back home. I pull up 10 secs later and she sees me and decides to turn around to go back in. I honked her and she gets in the car. Once in the car she just kept complaining about how I had her waiting and blah blah blah. I told her I got caught at a red light and she had only been waiting no more than 3-4 minutes. Well she pissed me off to the point of me stopping at the next bus stop and telling her to get the fack out my whip. She looks at me in utter shock and despair and starts copping pleas, but I had to lay the law down because her attitude was getting worse by the day. Shes reluctanctly gets out the car and I drove away tires screaching. Lemme tell you, that was such a euphoric feeling it is indescribable. Deleted her number and never called her again.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:31 AM
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GF: Do you love me anymore?

Me: No.

GF: Why?

Me: Look I don't have time for this I got someone coming over in about an hour I need to get ready (Picks up coat, and the fucking rubbers fall out)

GF: Who are these for!?!?!?

Me: Its time for you to go...oh and lose my number....

I was with her for about a year and I was fuckin other chicks. I just got tired of her and I swear, I just forgot to break up with the chick until she popped up over my crib and started trippin. I thought it was understood, I didn't talk to her for about three weeks then she wants to pop up. Hell I thought it was over too...I just was too busy piping down other chicks.
The worst part was the chick that was coming over saw her leaving with crying..outside of the apartment.
The best part...She didn't see her leave my from my apartment..

"Damn there was some girl out there crying hard"....Who?

I felt bad about that **** years later when she hit me up on facebook saying I destroyed her self esteem.... I still can't believe she admitted that ****.
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:38 AM
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Dated a chick, after 4 months she said she was pregnant. Asked if she was sure it was mine, she bawled out crying every time I questioned it (red light). Stuck with her, found out it was twins. Month later found out one had severe deformities. My parents were concerned talking to ol girl every week. I bonded with her family and she bonded with mine. Babies born, deformed child dies in my arms while my mom is bawling crying. Paid for the cremation. Two weeks later I took a DNA test find out the kid ain't mine. Interrogate this ***** on the phone, find out she knew it wasn't mine but on the advice of her Mom she chose me cuz the real ***** she was cheating with a 30+ coke dealer.

Needless to say I went off. I said "Her ***** wasn't **** that's why her son died." I told her that her "Living son was gonna be a ******." Then I said "I hope you die first so I can laugh at your funeral and piss on your grave." I had the remains of the dead baby in an urn on my mantle and she asked what I did with him. I lied and told her "I threw the little ***** in my ash tray." Then I started clowing her about her 2 miscarriages she had before she met me saying "It wasn't a miscarriage them little ****** killed themselves when they found out who they mamma was gonna be." I had this girl straight bawling in tears on the phone while she was giving half hearted apologies.

I have never ever went off like that on anybody, man or woman, before or since. Quite frankly I was thinking of the most horrendous **** I could say to purposely make her cry. I wasn't even mad at what she did to me I was mad cuz she put all that unnecessary stress on my Mom. When that baby died I had never seen my Mom cry b4 EVER! And my Mom was bawling crying over a situation she should have never been in in the first place. Was I wrong for saying that ****, I DON'T GIVE A ****! Make my mama cry and she out to be lucky I didn't send those 3 butch lesbians to her crib to beat her in front of her Mother, Father and her little daughter.
That is the rawest **** I have ever read on the coli.......








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Old 02-13-2013, 01:45 AM
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A girl once said I love you and looked at me with those puss in boots eyes expecting me to say it back.......I burst out laughing and carried on bowling like nothing happened...she left in a stream of tears and languished in anguish for the next 3 years
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:49 AM
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My ex got jumped and they chipped his front tooth. So we was arguing and I spit on him and told him to get his teeth fixed before he tried to talk ****. Then I made fun of him for being too broke to get his grill fixed. I also told him I cheated on him and the other nigabdid it better cuz he had a bigger ****.
Simp *** niccas gone see this and say theres no reason for a man to hit a woman but **** all that shyt, fuccin wit a nicca like me you'da got beat like a ***** that cussed my momma for some shyt like the bolded, wouldnt have even had a chance to see if the rest of that stuff would hurt my feelings
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