How much them checks be breh and how thorough is the screening process?
I get close to 900 a month. They sniff out bullshitters pretty well. They'll bring you in for evaluation on their dime and they'll also need an employer that will testify that your condition prohibited you from working properly. If you get a diagnosis from a doctor I don't think they need that though. It took four months for me to get approved, which is actually fast as hell. Usually takes six.
I get close to 900 a month. They sniff out bullshitters pretty well. They'll bring you in for evaluation on their dime and they'll also need an employer that will testify that your condition prohibited you from working properly. If you get a diagnosis from a doctor I don't think they need that though. It took four months for me to get approved, which is actually fast as hell. Usually takes six.
That's outrageous, how are y'all supposed to live off that?
I remember one night when I was like 15, I was up by myself before bed and was making some toast. I was lookin out the window and I couldn't see **** and I was thinkin, "damn, somebody could have the sniper crosshairs on me right now and I wouldn't know". Almost simultaneously as I thought that, the toaster POPPED and I hit the deck so damn fast.
I haven't seen them in a couple years but I still also have fears sometimes that giant house spiders will overrun my house. and if there is one on the doorknob I don't think I would be able to get out. Spiders are the only thing that can pull my hoe card
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I always imagine how embarrassing it would be to take a **** in front a bunch of hot women... This weird scenario always pops in my mind whenever I am taking a ****...
Praise be to Allah. Allah is The Greatest. Don't take it up the anus. Don't take too many extacy pills up the anus. I might impregnate Halle Berry if you call me hairy.
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i offered this before but i own a message board, someone needs to buy thecoli.com and a server and i could set up a replica of this place with better features
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How big is your relationship with God. Thats more important because women who are impressed by your genital size before you as a man, are obviously demonic, friends. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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I always think cops are just gonna show up and arrest me. Wherever I am, I'll feel a little anxiety. If I'm at work they might show up and just throw the cuffs on me. If I hear a helicopter flying over my house a little voice in the back of my head says there's a swat team ready to move in and lock my *** up.
The funny part is I'm in no way a criminal. I got a few court cases I took care of but the way I get this anxiety, you'd think I'm Pablo Escobar or some ****.
Another one I have.
I get direct deposit. I always worry that when I check my balance some shits gonna go wrong and I'm gonna have no money. Like I forgot to pay something or the government just seized all my cash cause of something.
I know a lot of coli poster fear is when their girl out to the gym, school or work that she gonna cheat.
He never quits
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Dropping my keys in the sewer or sidewalk vents
Ive dropped my keys in the gap in the elevator
Kicked them shits and they somehow still went in the gap
Mines is whenever im surrounded by 18 wheelers that theyll all park box me in and clap me up
I was 18, on my way to do a piss test for a new job and just cruising, a semi pulls up right next to me and **** was cool, then all of the sudden that **** started teetering and the next thing I know that ***** flips over, that **** was scary as ****.
**** was literally like this
I had the and face the whole damn time afterwards, now whenever I'm on the highway, I get jumpy when a semi drives pass
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That's outrageous, how are y'all supposed to live off that? 
), High/Freeway crashes like in Final Destination 2.
face the whole damn time afterwards, now whenever I'm on the highway, I get jumpy when a semi drives pass 
